By Hillel Weitzman and Yasi Stein One of the few new policies added to the handbook this past summer was a rule disallowing students from wearing pajamas to school. Some students, who have been wearing PJs to school for years, took particular offense to this rule change, and felt like it was an infringement on
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Ethan Auritt|| This past Sunday, head of school Mrs. Sharon Levin sat down with the school board to discuss plans for implementing a mandatory school uniform policy. She described her uniform design as “one for the ages”. After the policy and design was rejected by the board, The Cougar’s Monocle was able to pick up
Jon Cohen “If Kamen doesn’t quit emptying the air out of my car tires every Wednesday, then he’s gonna have a lot of explaining to do at the next parent-teacher conference.” – Rabbi Razin on the chemistry between teachers “I don’t know who this Kavanaugh character is, but if he can stop my neighbor Craig
Hillel Weitzman In a press conference early this morning, the CEO of the United States Postal Service announced that they will now be squirting pork juice on every manufactured envelope. Jews, halachicly against eating pork, are by no surprise shocked and outraged by this recent development. Protests have formed outside USPS trucks all over the
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