Pretend You’re Really at School During Quarantine

By Anita Hoffman

1. Stand outside in the rain occasionally for 3 minutes. It’s like walking to the Mitchell building!  
2. Park your car at the far end of your driveway to mimic the walk from the Harcum lot. 
3. Walk up and down your staircase every 40 minutes. 
4. Run to your kitchen for lunch. Must be first in the microwave line! 
5. Try to sell bagels, soft pretzels, donuts, and muffins to your family. 
6. Raise your hand before using the restroom. 
7. Have a pre-Shabbos dance party in your kitchen. Can’t forget the chloent! 
8. Drink water from a faucet directly like a water fountain. 
9. Put your phone in a bin at the beginning of every class. 
10. Decorate your room door like a locker. 
11. Walk around your house with a backpack. 
12. Sit in your car at the end of the day for 10 minutes, waiting for the busses to leave.