By Rebecca Shaid
If you’re a new student or have a teacher you’ve never had before, forget that class syllabus and Derech Eretz pledge! This guide to talking in class is the only thing you’ll need.
Anderson: Talk about feminism or Bernie Sanders, and you’re good-to-go.
Rabbi Yondorf: Just smile when he looks your way.
Mrs. Siney: Yell, you’re fine, but you better feel bad about yourself after.
Mrs. Taichman: Do not attempt.
Oded: As long as it’s in song, it’s okay.
Mr. Baxter: Just engage him in the conversation.
Rabbi Rosenberg: Talk in the form of questions, and if he hears you he’ll give a very long answer.
McLaughlin: Don’t even try it. Even one whisper and you’re done.
Mrs. Scheinmann: Just compliment her clothes!
Ms. Strick: If she hears you, ask about her apple pencil.
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